tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

(Source: nerdjpg)

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(Source: mexicanest)

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

thefitally:

alltheangelshavefallen:

pitbulls are so cute

like

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their

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regular

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expression

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is a

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fucking

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smile

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like

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holy crap

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you are

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so cute

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and so adorable

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i want 20

gimme all of them

(Source: stillgotit)

buttcramps:

pygmy goat appreciation post